To kahani kuch is tarah se shuru hoti hai. Meri Ammi ka naam Jamila hai aur Abbu ka naam Usman hai. Hum ek chaul me rehte hai. Jaha hum rehte hai, waha hamara ghar sabse aakhir me hai aur uske baad jungle aur pahaadi ilaka shuru ho jata hai.
Abbu ek carpenter hai aur bahut mehnat ka kaam karte hai. Abbu din bhar dukaan par hi rehte hai. Dopahar me dukaan se ek ladka aata hai aur khaane ka dibba leke chala jata hai. Abbu raat ko 9 baje dukaan band karte hai aur fir ghar wapas aa jaate hai.
Hamaari gali zyada chaudi nahi hai aur andar sirf bike, cycle aur scooter hi aa sakte hai. Gali choti hone ki wajah se jo Sabji-waale bhi aate hai, wo gali ke baahar tak hi aate hai aur wahi se wapas chale jaate hai.
Subha-subha Ammi ko Abbu ke khaane ki jaldi rehti hai, isliye us waqt wo baahar nahi jaa paati. Ammi ne bahut baar Sabji-waale ko bola hai, ki gali ke andar kuch sabjiya leke aa jaya kare.
Fir Sabji-wala gali me sabji leke aane laga. Wo sab jagah ghoom kar, bachi kuchi sabjiya leke gali me aane laga. Wo thaal me sabji daal kar le aata aur apni haath gaadi gali ke baahar hi chodh aata tha.
Ammi ke naam uski personality ko ek-dum suit karta tha. Ammi kuch aisi thi, ki jo bhi usko dekhe. Usko jaam ka nasha chadh jaaye. Ammi ka nasha to sharaab se bhi bura tha. Ammi din bhar ghar par baithi bore ho jaya karti thi.
Hamara khaana hone ke baad, Mai aur Ammi dopahar ko sote the. Mai ab 12 baje tak school se wapas aa jaya karta tha. Mai 15 saal ka ho chuka tha, fir bhi Ammi mujhe apni god me leke soti thi. Mujhe Ammi ne unke dudu peene ka nasha sa laga diya tha.
Jee haa dopahar ko sone ke time pe Ammi mujhe apni god me bhar leti thi aur apni nighty se apne mamme baahar nikaal kar mujhe choosne ko kehti thi. Mai jab masti se Ammi ke mamme choosta tha, tab Ammi ka haath apne aap hi neeche chala jata tha.
Ammi masti me apni nighty utha deti thi aur taange hawa me utha kar ungliya chut me daalne lagti thi. Mujhe ye sab dikhta tha, kyuki Ammi mujhse sharmaati nahi thi. Lekin isse aage badhne ki meri kabhi himmat nahi hui aur naa hu Ammi ne mujhe kabhi kuch karne ko kaha.
Ammi bas mujhe baaho me leke apne mamme choosne ko bolti thi aur jab Ammi jhadne waali hoti thi, to mujhe apne nipples ko kaatne ko bolti hai. Mera nunnu ab bada ho gaya tha aur khada hoke 6 inch ka hone laga tha.
Ek din aise hi chal raha tha. Achanak khidki khuli aur Sabji-wala chillaya-
Sabji-wala: Sabji lelo bhabhi ji.
Aur ye keh kar wo hame dekhne lag gaya. Ammi darwaza to band kar deti thi, lekin us din shayad khidki band karna bhool gayi thi. Mai Ammi ke mamme choos raha tha aur Ammi apni chut me ungli kar rahi thi.
Sabji-waale ko dekh kar maine turant Ammi ki nighty neeche ki aur mamme nighty ke andar kar diye. Fir maine darwaza khola aur Sabji-waale ko gaaliya dene lag gaya. Maine bola-
Mai: Kya re bhadwe, tere ko akal nahi hai saale chinaal ki aulaad, jo doosro ke ghar me jhaankta hai. Maa ke laude kahi ke.
Ye sab sun kar wo darr gaya aur usne maafi maangni shuru kar di. Ab hamara karyakram thodi der se hone laga tha. Ab jab wo sabji de jata, uske baad hi hum kuch karte the. 5-7 din baad sab normal ho gaya. Ab Ammi us Sabji-waale se hass-hass kar baat karne lagi thi.
Wo bhi Ammi se mazaak-masti karta tha. Ek din wo Ammi ki tareef karke usko taad ke jhaad par chadha raha tha.
Sabji-wala: Aap kitni khoobsurat lagti hai. Aapko dekh kar koi keh hi nahi sakta, ki aapka ek beta bhi hai. Aisa lagta hi nahi, ki wo aapka beta hai. Wo to aapka chota Bhai lagta hai.
Ammi uski baate sun kar hasne lagi aur boli: Kuch bhi bolte ho tum. Chalo sabji do.
Wo us din mooli leke aaya tha, to wo Ammi ko bola-
Sabji-wala : Le lijiye Bhabhi ji, lambi-lambi mooli.
Ammi usko dekhne lag gayi, kyuki wo double meaning baate kar raha tha.
Sabji-wala( mooli dete hue): Isko khaa lijiyega, to dil me thandak aa jayegi.
Fir Ammi boli: Kya bol raha hai bhadwe.
To wo bola: Arre Bhabhi ji, gusse kyu hoti hai. Gaaon se hamaare kheto ki special mooli leke aaya hu, khaa kar to dekhiye
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