Pyare dosto, main aaj aapke samne apni ek sachi kahani pesh kar rha hun. Ye ghanta mere sath aaj se 6 mahine pehle hui thi, main umeed karta hun ki aap meri ye kahani pasand aayegi.
Mera naam Alok hai aur meri umar 42 saal hai, main ek shadi shuda aur baal bache wala admi hun. Meri shadi ko 17 saal ho chuke hai, aur meri ek shandar wife hai aur mere do bache hai.
Meri ek saali hai jiska naam Paramjeet urf Pammi hai. Wo meri wife se 5 saal aur mujhse 2 saal padi hai. Par 44 saal ki umar me bhi wo dikhne me kafi mast lagti hai
Uske pati aur uske rang roop me jameen asmaan ka farak hai. Aap bas ye samjhiye ki hur ke pehelu me langur wali baat hai.
Jo bhi use dekhta hai, mujhe pakka yakeen hai ki wo jarur uske naam ki muth marta hoga. Matlab ki wo dikhne me hi itni mast hai, main toh khud kafi baar usko soch kar muth mar chuka hun.
Toh ye kissa aise shuru hua, ki hum ek shadi me Delhi sab mile. Whan ladki ki shadi thi aur pura ek hotel hi book kiya hua tha.
Ladki ki shadi thi aur wo bhi raat ki shadi thi, dosto ye baat November ki baat hai. Mosam kafi thanda tha aur sab achi achi dress pehen kar madap me pahuch chuke the.
Main bhi apne pariwar ke sath pahuch chuka tha, jate hi rishtedaro ke sath mel milap ke baad sab apne apne groups bana kar baith gye.
Hum sab pi rhe the aur ladys aur bache alag alag ho gye. Shadi raat ko der se honi thi, aur 2-3 peg me hi mera halka sa sarur ban gya tha.
Pine ke baad meri ankhen ab Pammi ko dhoond rhi thi, ki saali sahiba khain dikh nhi rhi hai. Jab mere dimag me daru chadi, toh mujhe dusri aurat bhi achi lagne lag gyi thi.
Bhale hi meri wife itni khoobsuarat kyo na ho. Khair main bhi apne sadhu sahabh ke sath pandal me chala gya, aur peg mere hath me hi tha.
Par tabhi sadhu shabh ko koi mil gya aur wo aage chale gye, aur aage se aayi Pami. Uff wo cream aur drak brown ke combination me kafi mast lag rhi thi.
Pammi mere pass aa kar boli – Are Loky kese ho?
Main – O hello sweet heart, Im fine wese aaj tum bahot gajaab lag rhi ho.
Pammi – Acha thanks.
Main – Ek dam meri pasand ki chocolate ki tarah.
Ye keh kar main ghum kar uske piche khada ho gya, aur main apne dono hatho ko uske kandho par rkh kar uske kaan me dheere se bola.
Main – Man kar rha hai, ki aaj main tumhe sir se le kar panw tak chat loon.
Kehne ko toh maine keh diya, par ye kehne ke baad mera dil jor jor se dhadak rha tha.
Pammi – Are rehne do, ye sab tumhari baten hai.
Ab kyoki ice cream ki baat chal rhi thi, toh main uski chut chatne ki baat kar rha tha aur wo samjh bhi rhi thi ki main kya keh rha hun.
Main – Sach me, agar tum izajat do toh.
Pammi – Kisi baat ki izajat?
Main ek dam besharmi se bola – Chatne ki.
Pammi – Aise jhoote padegen ki sari chat chatayi abhi bhool jaoge.
Main – Are jane man chut chatwa kar toh dekho, uske baad main tumhare jhoote khane ko bhi tyar hun.
Ab wo mudi aur meri ankhon me gehrai se dekhne lag gyi, jese wo kuch dundh rhi ho.
Pammi – Kya tum sach me chat skate ho?
Uske is sawal se mere pairo ke niche se jameen khisak gyi, matalb wo chatwane ke liye ready ho gyi thi.
Maine bhi josh me aa kar bola – O yes, main abhi chatne ke liye tyar hun agar tum chatwane ke liye ready ho toh?
Ab Pammi muskura kar boli – Agar tum moke se bhag gye toh?
Main – Toh tumhari jhooti aur mera sir.
Pammi – Rehne do, tum se nhi hoga.
Main – Are kyo nhi hoga, main humesha karta hun. Agar nhi yakin toh apni behen se puch lo.
Ab usne mujhe gor se dekha aur wo boli – Pakka bhagoge toh nhi naa?
Main – Tumhari kya itni gandi hai, jo main dekh kar hi dar kar bhaag jaunga?
Pammi – Shut up main saaf saafai ka bahot khayal rkhati hun.
Main – Ok toh fir chalo, dekhte hai kesa taste hai iska.
Pammi – Abhi par khan?
Main – Are uper wale sare room humare liye hi book hai, kisi me bhi ghus jayegen naa.
Fir main uski baju pakad kar chal pada, aur wo mere piche piche chalne lag gyi. 2-3 room dekhne ke baad mujhe ek room khali mil gya. Usme kisi ka saman nhi tha, matlab ab whan koi nhi aane wala tha.
Hum
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